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Your product's better but their brand wins.

That gap between your product and your brand? It's costing you £50K–£200K a year in deals, hires, and rounds you should've won. We find exactly where boring competitors are beating you on perception. Then build the brand that makes them look generic.

Your product's better but their brand wins.

That gap between your product and your brand? It's costing you £50K–£200K a year in deals, hires, and rounds you should've won. We find exactly where boring competitors are beating you on perception. Then build the brand that makes them look generic.

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↓ See what this is costing you ↓

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SEE MORE WORK

Is this you?

shit that's costing me money

☐ investors keep ghosting after meetings (we need the £100K investment)

☐ lost another 2 deals this month (£40k walked out the door)

☐ my site/deck looks exactly like everyone else's now (thanks AI)

☐ can't charge what i'm actually worth - people see the brand and think "budget option"

☐ ever since [competitor] raised + got new brand, i'm losing deals i used to close easy

Every box you checked has a price tag. Most founders don't find out how much until it's too late.

Two versions of your next 6 months.

1P

0%

0%

2P

0%

0%

STAY THE COURSE

  • Investors say "really interesting" and never call back

  • Losing deals to competitors with worse products

  • Sunday nights on Canva making one-pagers that still embarrass you

  • Telling yourself you'll fix the brand after the next round. The next round doesn't come.

  • The hire you wanted chose the competitor that 'seemed more established.'

STAY THE COURSE

  • Investors say "really interesting" and never call back

  • Losing deals to competitors with worse products

  • Sunday nights on Canva making one-pagers that still embarrass you

  • Telling yourself you'll fix the brand after the next round. The next round doesn't come.

  • The hire you wanted chose the competitor that 'seemed more established.'

VS

FIX THE LEAK

  • Investors open your deck and think "these people are serious"

  • Prospects decide you're the premium option before you've said a word

  • You stop spending Sunday nights fixing what your freelancer got wrong

  • Clients referring you unprompted because recommending you makes them look good

  • Top candidates see your brand and think 'that's the company that's winning'

1P

0%

0%

STAY THE COURSE

  • Investors say "really interesting" and never call back

  • Losing deals to competitors with worse products

  • Sunday nights on Canva making one-pagers that still embarrass you

  • Telling yourself you'll fix the brand after the next round. The next round doesn't come.

  • The hire you wanted chose the competitor that 'seemed more established.'

STAY THE COURSE

  • Investors say "really interesting" and never call back

  • Losing deals to competitors with worse products

  • Sunday nights on Canva making one-pagers that still embarrass you

  • Telling yourself you'll fix the brand after the next round. The next round doesn't come.

  • The hire you wanted chose the competitor that 'seemed more established.'

VS

2P

0%

0%

FIX THE LEAK

  • Investors open your deck and think "these people are serious"

  • Prospects decide you're the premium option before you've said a word

  • You stop spending Sunday nights fixing what your freelancer got wrong

  • Clients referring you unprompted because recommending you makes them look good

  • Top candidates see your brand and think 'that's the company that's winning'

You're already on the left. The only question is how long you stay there.

The 4-Week Weaponisation Sprint

Week 01
Find how to beat them
We audit exactly where your competitors are beating you on perception. You see the gap before we touch a pixel.
Week 02
Build your weapon
Week 03
Complete the arsenal
Week 04
Launch and win
Week 01
Find how to beat them
We audit exactly where your competitors are beating you on perception. You see the gap before we touch a pixel.
Week 02
Build your weapon
Week 03
Complete the arsenal
Week 04
Launch and win

Why only 2 rounds? Because endless revisions = brands that never ship. You're bleeding money daily. We force launches.

Why us vs everyone else

You've tried the DIY route. You've hired freelancers. You've maybe even worked with an agency that made things 'pretty' but didn't move the needle.


The problem was never aesthetics. It was that nobody started by studying who you're actually losing to.


We do. And then we build the brand that makes them look generic.

UNAPOLOGETICALLY COMPETITIVE

UNAPOLOGETICALLY COMPETITIVE

We start by studying who you're losing to and why. You'll know exactly where they're beating you on perception before we design a single thing.

UNAPOLOGETICALLY DIRECT

UNAPOLOGETICALLY DIRECT

We'll tell you when your ideas are wrong. You're not paying for agreement, you're paying for the truth about what actually wins deals.

UNAPOLOGETICALLY FAST

UNAPOLOGETICALLY FAST

You're bleeding money every week your brand blends in. We deliver in 4 weeks because every day you wait is another deal lost to someone worse.

UNAPOLOGETICALLY US

UNAPOLOGETICALLY US

If you want yes-men who'll pixel push your vision into mediocrity, hire someone else. The founders who hire us want to win, not to be comfortable.

This isn't for everyone. That's the point.

BUILT FOR YOU IF:

BUILT FOR YOU IF:

You want a strategic partner who pushes back, not a pixel-pusher who says yes

You make decisions in days, not committees

You care about winning deals more than winning design awards

You've outgrown DIY but aren't ready for a £80k/year full-time hire

NOT FOR YOU IF:

NOT FOR YOU IF:

You want 10 logo options and a vote on which one "feels right"

Every decision needs sign-off from a 6-person board

You're looking for the cheapest option Fiverr is right there

You're looking for the cheapest option. Fiverr is right there

You think brand is just a logo and some colours

They stopped losing.

The problem: Needed evolution for next stage of investment. Had to move fast.


"Outstanding branding work that impressed our team. We secured angel investor funding within weeks of launching the rebrand."

Tim Waterlow, Co-Founder

The problem: Dormant label. Needed credibility asap. Brand screamed "hobby."


"Quick turnarounds, high-quality designs, genuinely understands brand vision. We've successfully run 5 events since the rebrand and lined up collaborations with major industry leaders."

Phil Source, Founder

The problem: Losing to competitors. Applications down from last year.


"Spotted the cracks, fixed them fast, delivers 10/10 results. Within the first month, applications were up 150% and email open rates jumped from 10% to 35%."

Jack Rogers, Founder

They fixed the leak. Here's how you do the same.

PARTNERSHIP OR SPRINT. PICK ONE.

The average founder with inconsistent branding loses £50k-£150k per year in deals they should've won.

Pitch Decks

Pitch Decks

Brand Identity

Brand Identity

Full Websites

Full Websites

BRAND WEAPONISATION SPRINT

£4,999 ONE OFF

What happens: Investors stop ghosting. Deals stop dying in finals. You can charge premium

Brand strategy document


Primary deliverable

(Brand Identity, Pitch Deck, or Website. We'll recommend the right one)


Supporting arsenal

(Templates, Collateral, Lead Magnets)

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PARTNERSHIP

£2,995 PM

What happens: While competitors spend months rebranding, you evolve seamlessly. Stay dangerous continuously

What you get:

Unlimited requests (one at a time)

Pause or cancel anytime

Strategic input

Ongoing support for when things change

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Every week your brand blends in is another deal you lost to someone worse.

Every week your brand blends in is another deal you lost to someone worse.

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