Your product's better but their brand wins.

We find exactly where boring competitors are beating you on perception. Then build the brand that makes them look generic. If you're ready to look as dangerous as your product actually is, you're in the right place.

Your product's better but their brand wins.

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Is this you?

shit that's costing me money

☐ investors keep ghosting after meetings (we need the £100K investment)

☐ lost another 2 deals this month (£40k walked out the door)

☐ my site/deck looks exactly like everyone else's now

☐ can't charge what i'm actually worth - people see the brand and think "budget option"

☐ ever since [competitor] raised + got new brand, i'm losing deals i used to close easy

shit that's costing me money

☐ investors keep ghosting after meetings (we need the £100K investment)

☐ lost another 2 deals this month (£40k walked out the door)

☐ my site/deck looks exactly like everyone else's now

☐ can't charge what i'm actually worth - people see the brand and think "budget option"

☐ ever since [competitor] raised + got new brand, i'm losing deals i used to close easy

Every box you checked has a price tag. Most founders don't find out how much until it's too late.

Two versions of your next 6 months.

1P

1P

2P

2P

STAY THE COURSE

Investors say "really interesting" and never call back
Losing deals to competitors with worse products
Sunday nights on Canva making one-pagers that still embarrass you
Telling yourself you'll fix the brand after the next round. The next round doesn't come.
The hire you wanted chose the competitor that 'seemed more established.'

STAY THE COURSE

Investors say "really interesting" and never call back
Losing deals to competitors with worse products
Sunday nights on Canva making one-pagers that still embarrass you
Telling yourself you'll fix the brand after the next round. The next round doesn't come.
The hire you wanted chose the competitor that 'seemed more established.'

VS

FIX THE LEAK

Investors open your deck and think "these people are serious"
Prospects decide you're the premium option before you've said a word
You stop spending Sunday nights fixing what your freelancer got wrong
Clients referring you unprompted because recommending you makes them look good
Top candidates see your brand and think 'that's the company that's winning'

1P

1P

STAY THE COURSE

Investors say "really interesting" and never call back
Losing deals to competitors with worse products
Sunday nights on Canva making one-pagers that still embarrass you
Telling yourself you'll fix the brand after the next round. The next round doesn't come.
The hire you wanted chose the competitor that 'seemed more established.'

STAY THE COURSE

Investors say "really interesting" and never call back
Losing deals to competitors with worse products
Sunday nights on Canva making one-pagers that still embarrass you
Telling yourself you'll fix the brand after the next round. The next round doesn't come.
The hire you wanted chose the competitor that 'seemed more established.'

VS

2P

2P

FIX THE LEAK

Investors open your deck and think "these people are serious"
Prospects decide you're the premium option before you've said a word
You stop spending Sunday nights fixing what your freelancer got wrong
Clients referring you unprompted because recommending you makes them look good
Top candidates see your brand and think 'that's the company that's winning'

You're already on the left. The only question is how long you stay there.

The 4-Week Weaponisation Sprint

Week 01

Find how to beat them

We audit exactly where your competitors are beating you on perception. You see the gap before we touch a pixel.

Week 02

Build your weapon

Week 03

Complete the arsenal

Week 04

Launch and win

Week 01

Find how to beat them

We audit exactly where your competitors are beating you on perception. You see the gap before we touch a pixel.

Week 02

Build your weapon

Week 03

Complete the arsenal

Week 04

Launch and win

Why only 2 rounds? Because endless revisions = brands that never ship. You're bleeding money daily. We force launches.

Why us vs everyone else

You've tried the DIY route. You've hired freelancers. You've maybe even worked with an agency that made things 'pretty' but didn't move the needle.

The problem was never aesthetics. It was that nobody started by studying who you're actually losing to.

We do. And then we build the brand that makes them look generic.

UNAPOLOGETICALLY COMPETITIVE

We start by studying who you're losing to and why. You'll know exactly where they're beating you on perception before we design a single thing.

UNAPOLOGETICALLY DIRECT

We'll tell you when your ideas are wrong. You're not paying for agreement, you're paying for the truth about what actually wins deals.

UNAPOLOGETICALLY FAST

You're bleeding money every week your brand blends in. We deliver in 4 weeks because every day you wait is another deal lost to someone worse.

UNAPOLOGETICALLY US

If you want yes-men who'll pixel push your vision into mediocrity, hire someone else. The founders who hire us want to win, not to be comfortable.

This isn't for everyone. That's the point.

BUILT FOR YOU IF:

You want a strategic partner who pushes back, not a pixel-pusher who says yes

You make decisions in days, not committees

You care about winning deals more than winning design awards

You've outgrown DIY but aren't ready for a £80k/year full-time hire

NOT FOR YOU IF:

You want 10 logo options and a vote on which one "feels right"

Every decision needs sign-off from a 6-person board

You're looking for the cheapest option Fiverr is right there

You're looking for the cheapest option. Fiverr is right there

You think brand is just a logo and some colours

They stopped losing.

The problem: Needed evolution for next stage of investment. Had to move fast.

"Outstanding branding work that impressed our team. We secured angel investor funding within weeks of launching the rebrand."

Tim Waterlow, Co-Founder

The problem: Dormant label. Needed credibility asap. Brand screamed "hobby."

"Quick turnarounds, high-quality designs, genuinely understands brand vision. We've successfully run 5 events since the rebrand and lined up collaborations with major industry leaders."

Phil Source, Founder

The problem: Losing to competitors. Applications down from last year.

"Spotted the cracks, fixed them fast, delivers 10/10 results. Within the first month, applications were up 150% and email open rates jumped from 10% to 35%."